crafing

just one paragraph. "you get no bitches."

crafing is cool

by Crafing February 13, 2022

Craffing

When someone tries to cover up their tears by laughing at a joke they actually think is funny. Until you think of something depressing, and they end up laughing and crying at the same time.

Person 2: What happened to Person 1?! They're crying!
Person 3: Don't worry. They're Craffing.

by bearlee-123 April 21, 2022

Craction

To succeed at seducing another person into anal sexual activity

Rob says to Tom - I heard there was heaps of craction at Shandula’s party last night?

by Gaivid October 14, 2022

What the craptcha

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

by Pickby May 12, 2015

Kayden field crafar

A big black Samoan with a massive ass and is really smart. He has the best erg 2km ever in the universe and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever

Kayden field crafar is black and always does a 2km erg I’m his sleep and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever

by Best boy of the world August 5, 2021

CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010

Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.

by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011