Condesexism

The gender neutral term for sexism based condescension. Explaining something in a patronising way because of gender bias.

See also: Condesexist

I created this term because the terms "mansplaining" and "femsplaining" are used too lightly and are sexist terms in their own right. Condescension and sexism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension driven by a sexist standpoint should also be gender neutral.

That explanation was pure condesexism.

by Rab Nebula July 19, 2017

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017

candle lighting

Meth

Let me do some candle lighting.

by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017

CoddleRock

Music written, produced, performed and consumed by Milleninals. Instrumentation typically includes light synthesizers/samplers, cajon box drum for 'acoustic percussion', cheap drum machines, acoustic or clean electric guitars. Light auto-tune may be used if needed. Absent are electric guitars, Marshall full or half stacks, real drums and vocals that require any lung capacity.

My boyfriend is in a coddlerock band. They play everything from Justin Bieber to Chainsmokers.

by mostlymostly April 20, 2018

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

Candle Chomp

After you suck a man's dick, when the cum leaks into your mouth bite his cock

Person 1: 'Fuck man, Olivia, Candle Chomped me'
Person 2: 'That's fucked'

by NatalieSucks April 24, 2018