COMOH

COMOH an abbreviation for Cut Off My Own Head used when someone is being particularly dense and/or useless

God I can't believe I need to explain this again, COMOH.

by Oreh January 14, 2026

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates

here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!

by picT2 June 29, 2011

Dirty Combs

The delicious combination of Honey Combs cereal and Cocoa Pebbles in a cereal bowl. Fortified with 18 vitamins and not just part of, but a complete breakfast, lunch, or dinner feast.

I am going to enjoy a bowl of Dirty Combs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by A.V.A.C. June 6, 2015

Ark Comes Alive

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

Isabella Colosimo

A super sexy girl, who knows what she wants. And man, does she have the best ass for grabbing. She often has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes and smile nobody can forget. Few people have made her smile. So when you see it, you know your lucky. She loves sports and animals too. She is very popular among boys. You can always catch one staring at her. Guys look at her like, she is the most beautiful thing. Even if she doesn’t think so. But be warned, she can also have a Darkside. When she gets angry you know, someone’s going down. She never loses a fight. And will protect anyone who is in harms way. She often gets annoyed easily, and will tell you to go away. But the most important thing to her are her friends. She will do anything to protect them, at any cost.

Guy1:Damn who’s that?
Guy2: that’s Isabella Colosimo bro
Guy3: I like seeing her come, but I love seeing her leave.
Guy2: real mature dude!
Guy4: did you hear? she got in a fight!
Guy3 really?
Guy4:yeah for one of her friends safety
Guy1: well who ever gets her, he’s gonna be one lucky guy!

by Twihylian April 24, 2018

tú como homo

My own creation of the ur mom gay battle, literally translates to you like gay. Just think of it next time you get in a battle with someone and watch their faces turn inside out as they hear you say this.

Guy: ur mom gay!
You: ur dad lesbian!

Guy: ur granny tranny!

*continues for quite some time*
You: Tú como homo!
*guys face turns into a black hole and implodes the surrounding area*

by Arsoncay May 22, 2018