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Comey

A person who is indecisive. Someone who flip flops back and forth to the point of absurdity.
Dude, quit pulling a Comey on me!!. Make up your damn mind already.
by jas340 May 9, 2017
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comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.
Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !
by Helljin April 8, 2006
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Comfertacool

When your that perfect stage of drunk. Hence the comfera beginning, and you cool and good to go.
"Hey do you want another shot?" "Oh no thanks im comfertacool"
by Jayduhhh September 23, 2011
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don't get too comfortable

You shoulnd't take your releationships for granted. Getting seriously engaged in a comittment will eventually lead to a heartbreak, where the guy is the heartbroken one (most of the times). So man up and don't get too comfortable. Otherwise shit gon' hurt.
Fred: "Have you heard of Jason, he is miserable after what happened with Ronja"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"

Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"
by Fl3ckY April 9, 2021
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comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect
I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.
by The Hoffster September 15, 2007
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Comforting lies

1. A control mechanism aimed at the preservation of status quo. In the most generic sense, comforting lies are aimed to prevent individuals from realizing full spontenaity, i.e., to exit from cognitive structures of illusion. These lies are typically diffused by thoses representatives of this world that are no longer able to transcend illusion and substantively serve as means for the reproduction of illusion.

2. Direction of change in education. Students increasingly learn to avoid painful truths or anything that is unpleasant. They do not want to hear ideas that are contrary to their beliefs.
There is a special day when individuals who enter a house to listen to the conversation become means for the diffusion of comforting lies.
by Burning one May 29, 2018
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comfort character

by ahsflicks May 11, 2021
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