coggins

n. dad slang for testicles. The male gonads (or balls or bollocks etc.) of an adolescent male.

My eldest was playing cricket last Saturday morning and headed out to bat - middle order. He foolishly forgot to wear a box and, on the first ball, took a googly to the coggins. Poor bastard.

by shitty tapdancer December 7, 2023

Cogowosna

phrase from a foreign language that is used to describe someone is mischievous and uses trickery to fool others.

Oh my gosh. My english teacher was such a cogowosna last Friday.

by originalbobina December 8, 2023

cogtogging

The act of moving so fast that the urethra passage opens, but the piss stays stationary.

The rollercoaster was moving so fast that I started cogtogging.

by GayF@gget March 10, 2024

Cogoon

Slang term for when a person finishes a goon. After achieving a perfect goon it is common practice to clean up the genitals. However if the said person does not clean up after their self, their secretion will often crust and form a hard shell around the genitals. Forming a "Cogoon," playing off the word "Cocoon."

I walked in on Edwin showing off his cogoon to Sally.

by cagoon creator March 27, 2024

Cognisious

A objectively strange event unknowingly that is suspected to be caused by a person with malicious intent.

"Mark isn't smart enough to come up with that! It was probably just a coincidence."
"I don't know man, it was pretty cognisious.."

by Danny-the-Great April 11, 2024

cogein

To absolutely violate and molest the shit outta something or someone.

Hey bro I’m gonna go cogein my Honda

by yyrydyyd April 23, 2024

cogein

To violently masturbate to something or someone or for someone

Blud you need a good cogein?
I just cogged so hard to 9/11
I’m abt to be cogein at the local preschool bro

by yyrydyyd April 23, 2024