Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

Mazeltov cocktail

When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

Cocktail Alchemist

The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment

Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

basic bitch cocktail

Vodka soda with a splash of cran

Karen always goes to the bar and she orders the same drink as her girlfriends a basic bitch cocktail

by Daniel Galloway December 14, 2021

Bourbon Cocktail

If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.

I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.

by Fazzjim March 25, 2022