Cock shush

Silencing an individual by placing one's cock over their lips.

Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".

by Ddeitch18 May 20, 2014

Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

by Quillar August 7, 2011

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

by Border January 10, 2019

opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019

mask cocking

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.

People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020