A mark-ass perpetrator, or general idiot. Could be a fool who thinks he gangsta, or just a fool period.
1. I heard that fuckin clown walked right up to those foo's and started cappin, but he missed and all the bullets went thru a playground down the street.
2. Hector is a fuckin clown, yo!
2. Hector is a fuckin clown, yo!
by Dont you know I'm the King? August 1, 2005
Get the Fuckin Clownmug. Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull
eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!
by jack drinky May 31, 2007
Get the rodeo clownmug. When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.
Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."
Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009
Get the clown magicmug. by bob balsach December 30, 2004
Get the blazed clownmug. A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!
My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.
by Shitstick August 18, 2005
Get the ass clownmug. 1. a manager who when they don't know the answer they get mad and swear that they have given you the answer before and never really answer your question.
2. a manager who can read a report and see numbers that aren't pleasing but has no idea how to fix it so they yell at middle management
3. a manager with absolutely no people skills saying things like "your lucky to have a job" and "we have a business to run"
4. someone who by reputation alone would never find another management job in the same industry there incompetence is legendary
5. see Convergys
2. a manager who can read a report and see numbers that aren't pleasing but has no idea how to fix it so they yell at middle management
3. a manager with absolutely no people skills saying things like "your lucky to have a job" and "we have a business to run"
4. someone who by reputation alone would never find another management job in the same industry there incompetence is legendary
5. see Convergys
"i asked him a simple question and he bitched that i should have known the answer, then told me i was lucky to have a job" "i know that guy is a fucking management clown"
by jack mehoff good April 21, 2009
Get the Management Clownmug. When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!
by ChrisJB August 11, 2006
Get the clowns-pocketmug.