cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

Cigarettes

Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.

Dammit, I only have half a cigarette left.
Newports are the best cigarettes.

by Bitttchhh January 18, 2010

Cigarette

1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.

Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!

by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003

Cignall

A specialist tobacconist that sells a large variety of durries, cigarettes and lighters. The store is run by a select group of monkeys, who wield shotguns.

"How come Ned never comes to the train station anymore?"
"I think it's because he frequents the cignall."

by Durry Monkey November 25, 2011

chignant

Adj.
Uneducated and/or acting a fool.

Quit actin' so chignant.

by Mokay April 23, 2008

Cigarette Turn

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010

CIGAB

acronym for: Can I Get A Beer

I just got dumped over facebook chat. CIGAB.

by thesisterofmclovin December 11, 2011