chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 1, 2003

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 29, 2003

Chode

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

by Matt O. July 21, 2003

chode

1. A small fat penis
2. a douche-bag person
3. a word added to the end of the sentence..just because.

1. Wow, i like how this guy has a chode.
2. Dude, this guy is a chode.
3. Ahh, ahh, ahh, I like how, wow,....chode.

by Johnny poo-poo pants April 23, 2008

chode

Caricature by the late cartoonist Rodney L. Rotham; Characterized as being a rotund woman of diminiutive stature who's most notable feature is that her width exceeds her height.

For a picture look in book, "A World Below: A Compendium of Everything I never Saw."

by Chodaholic May 27, 2005

Chode of Chode Hall

Ladies and Gentleman, it is my great pleasure to introduce you all to Chode of Chode Hall, the biggest chode of all - figurativly speaking of course, it is, after all, a chode! Good old Chode goes under many other psuedonyms and symonyms - why not try searching for 'chodo baggins' on youtube?

Dude, Chodo had a boner in the boy's changing rooms!
-Eww... that's wack man!
Chyeah, whatta fucking chode!
--Hey I like Chode of Chode Hall.
Fuck you kid!
-Yeah why don't you go die or something!

Sup Brad, did you checka that awesome video of chodo baggins on youtube?
-Shit yeah! That kid's gotta get out more!
Yeah, just as long as he doesn't get his chode out no more, 'tscool!
-Church!

Hey quizy chodo, you suck!
-Ngarrr... stop bullying me you idiot brain! Ngarrrrrrrr...

by Collins dictionary! November 5, 2006