chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

Chairish

Chairish is a beautiful girl stubborn as ever does what she want she don’t listen has a attitude don’t like a lot a people spoiled brat cry baby don’t care about most things laugh at everything she don’t mean any harm by laughing at serious situations.GOOFY

Have you seen Chairish she beautiful but had a attitude. She funny as fuck

by ChairishUnique May 22, 2020

Cairan

A tall-loveable person with the best sense of humor and the biggest heart. Their charismatic personality and beautiful features will have you falling for them in seconds.

My crush is the sweetest, they must be a Cairan.

by one.directionlover123 May 17, 2021

fair chair

The stamped metal chairs (sometimes padded), usually of a puke-brown or dull gray color, with a seat that folds up that you often encounter en masse at public fairs and other gatherings, outdoor weddings, sit-down concerts, church auditoriums, and so forth. Said chairs are designed to be stackable and often come on large racks. Notorious for getting skin-searingly hot if left exposed in sunlight for any length of time.

I went to a concert this summer and nearly burnt my legs on one of those fair chairs!

by Matthiasfw December 1, 2007

Broken Chair Syndrome

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.

Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."

by Supermann69 September 23, 2011

Piss Chair

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing

I got the piss chair yesterday

by Carter Chunt February 23, 2015