Caffeinis

Merging the words "caffeine" and "penis" - A disorder of male genitalia causing dicks to become aggressive and irritable, with tense muscles, difficulty sleeping, "vomiting", convulsions, and excessive alertness. Similar to symptoms of caffeine over usage in people.

I've banged my way through 3 different bars today, but my dick just won't go to sleep. I have a serious case of caffeinis going on here.

by SilverCurbsideProphet January 25, 2023

CHAF

Chillin Hard As Fuck

I was at the lake CHAF’n and I didn’t want to leave!

by Fanofthephish October 4, 2022

caffinobic

the fear of no more coffee

Mom can you get more coffee because I'm caffinobic.

by DaughterOfApollo22 February 27, 2023

caffeinetroverted

Getting energy from caffeine rather than being alone or with people like an introvert or extrovert.

He has a caffeine addiction, they must be caffeinetroverted.

by Comrade07 May 1, 2023

caffeine overdose

The act of overdosing on caffeine.

See also: Mondays, Seizures, Coffee

"Dude I think Christine had a caffeine overdose!"
Christine: *seizuring* "CALL 911 HELP ME"

by Bruhsaffgotass July 1, 2023

Caffomania

A huge desire to overdose on caffeine.

Jack is a caffomaniac.

by Kraken_LTU July 13, 2024

Caffomania

A huge desire to overdose on caffeine

He is a caffomaniac. He just did two scoops

by Kraken_LTU July 14, 2024