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cell phone wreck

1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.

2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.

2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
by Scathe December 24, 2008
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cellery

I ate some good-ass cellery last night and got high as FUCK!
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cell division

when a bunch of people are gathered together but not talking to each other because they're messing with their cell phones and acting stupid
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Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"
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loose cell phone drunk

When you get so hammered that you are practically guaranteed not to come home with your cell phone
I have to buy a new iPhone today, I got "loose cell phone drunk" last night
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