Cap Dick

An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.

Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.

by Tara Jacobs February 1, 2008

cap yo ass

just gettin shot, silly.
y would every1 be tryin 2 shoot eachothr in tha ass for?

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Cap City

Washington, DC, i.e. The Nation's Capitol

Georgetown to Anacostia, doin' it Cap City style!

by plisskin August 29, 2005

cap flick

when the female partner in a relationship takes the male partners genital's and "flicks" his cap

Female: "Don't ever cheat on me again!" (cap flick)
Male: "OUCH BIATCH!"

by Topsy Kretts November 22, 2007

Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

Cap City

The C-O, Bucktown, Buck City, Buckeye City, O-Town, 614 Columbus, Ohio everybody know dat.

I'm from tha Cap City, 614, bitch fuck D.C. and Richmond hoe.

by The Greatest from tha C-O January 1, 2007

cap session

the act of making fun of another person, usually in a group setting by hurling jokes or most likely derogatory insults at one another, about looks, moms, clothes, cars, hair, or anything conceivable. Often the insults are spontaneous or off the top of the head. Often the insults don't make sense, but to those involved they are funny.

The term is used by people from California, particularly East Oakland. Often called joning, cut down, snapping, jiving, playing the dozens in other regions.

During a cap session, he told dude, "That's why your mama suck d*** for church money."

by MrBlak June 28, 2010