crap snackle pop 

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

crap snackle pop by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008

crap attack 

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room

Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone

crap attack by S c o t t January 3, 2009

Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

Crap on ice by Yuv March 19, 2005

crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

crap hazard by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

crap-tastical 

absolutely anything that is outstandingly pants

man, this lesson is crap-tastical

crap-tastical by marmite January 27, 2006

crap-a-dooly 

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.

Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!

crap-a-dooly by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006

crap tits 

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.

1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!

crap tits by hangus77 March 31, 2009