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take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap
mugGet the take a moment, count my guapmug.
This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug.

chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
mugGet the chicken countmug.

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing
stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful
by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020
mugGet the Count your randi'smug.

count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."
That kid is such a count chodula.
by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007
mugGet the count chodulamug.

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.
You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.
by Reefknot June 24, 2021
mugGet the count binfacemug.

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