stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.

“I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Doesn't Count

Sorry suit guy.

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

karma count

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets

Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count

by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020