cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

by Najai September 27, 2022

cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010

Mrs Cook

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut

Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY

by Meek9 March 22, 2022

Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

by 6-mil November 19, 2019

alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.

wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him

by beersybum June 24, 2019

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020