The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
by KC34 June 21, 2017
by FeraiFox’n August 15, 2022
A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 12, 2019
(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017
by youngboi47474747474747474747 February 12, 2011
He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014