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Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.
Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
by The_Seeker-337 December 30, 2016
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butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.
Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)
by cisi November 30, 2011
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fauxn call

N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.

Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.

I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
by JustBonds May 24, 2011
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Call of Duty

One of the reasons why you're single
Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!
by xXxUDxXx September 21, 2016
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Call of Minecraft

Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.
Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur

Person: No.
by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012
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Zombie Call

Similar to a Drunk Call except made while sleepwalking.
Bob: Hello?

Joe: Rainbows smell really really loud

Bob: Joe, Go to bed and stop zombie calling me!!
by TreeBobJoe October 21, 2010
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Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011
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