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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS!

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.
Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
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Brolly

An exclusive membership for those who are annoying, ugly, short, fat, needy, and has a idiotic haircut.
"I've had it with this guy!"
"What's wrong?"
"He's soo annoying! He has no life! He's shorter than me and he's fat!"
"He sounds like a Brolly."
"He SURE is!!!"
by BBM BFF September 2, 2009
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the dogs bollocks

Mr. A: Those Koreans eat too many dogs.

Mr. B (A Korean): ...The spaghetti e polpette last night was the dogs bollocks.

Mr. A: Oh, ok... *wonders if he is speaking literally*
by Mr. Wun Hung Low March 18, 2008
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bolla shot colla

When a rich/caucasian/douchebag tries to be gansta. Usually yelled when one of the above exhibits a preppy polo with a popped collar.
Omg! Did you see Mike today? BOLLA SHOT COLLA! Ahaha what a dork!
by jasonthespanishrapsta October 17, 2007
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bottom bollocks

Where a fit young girl has top bollocks, an older chesticularly gravity afflicted lady will have bottom bollocks.
1:)
Ricky: Bianca, can I touch your bottom bollocks?
Bianca: What are you trying to say? 'Ave I got saggy tits or sumfing?
Ricky: Well,I'd be lying if I said no, but they're still really nice and...OWW...wotchoo 'it me for you daft facking woman.

2:)
Lindsay Lohan, in 30 years.
Catherine Zeta, in 15 years.
Ellen Degeneres, now.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men
by birth music death August 21, 2006
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bollocksy pisscunt

An expression of utter contempt for someone, or thing.
What you lookin at ya fackin bollocksy pisscunt.
by Unstoppably Shit Gay May 13, 2008
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