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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."
- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
by j-$$ January 1, 2009
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Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.
Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever
by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019
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Breakcore

Breakcore was started by a bunch of weirdos obsessed with IDM and chaoticly structured beat noise. most blend the bounce of Jungle or Drum and Bass, Gabber and Powernoise mayham together.
Some producers rely on special EFX, for others it is there programming Geekness that prevails. It has become a highly technical programming genre that does NOT go against musical theory but shows that jumping to and from differnt time signatures is ridiculusly possible with a Midi or computer Sequencer. the human body cannot accelerate nor stop at the ratio of these extreme rates without damaging tissue. Many Non DJ's call this style Drill and Bass but that style is danceable, TOO head Nodable and friendly.
Venetian Snares, Baseck, Otto Von Schirach, Doormouse, Enduser, Minon
by Beken One the Mage April 13, 2005
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break your ass

The manner in which you take a persons asscheeks and spread them while fucking them. Anal or pussy is fine.
I will break your asstonight and you will climax so hard.
by Cheeky Undies February 17, 2018
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Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.
Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.
by DoYouAgree? August 26, 2017
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Cervix Breaker

a penis or an object so big that either it feels like or the Cervix is really breaking, which in almost all cases is really bad
Tim: Hey You get some last night Jack?

Jack: Yeah I unleashed the Cervix Breaker on here and she started to moan loud as a fuck.
by Josh Staats April 22, 2008
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