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bontensmanager

Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
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Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021
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Bone Collector

A messy person; an instigator. Someone who brings news to an individual about what was done or said about that person, unbeknownst to them. Usually done in an effort to instigate fights and arguments between individuals who might have been friendly and cool before that moment.
I don't wanna come off as the bone collector, but Helen has been talking mad shit about you behind your back.
by DMV-89 November 25, 2021
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liberal boner

When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.

Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
Rachel Maddow had a raging liberal boner for Bill de Blaiso's mixed race family.
by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013
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The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
by McBikmik April 30, 2019
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no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.
Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix
by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021
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hits from the bong

dude hits from the bong is fucking awesome
by steve_420 July 27, 2006
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