dusty balloon

an old wrinkly ball sack

dude, that man's got a huge dusty balloon...

by elmeisllyie May 1, 2006

doing balloons

Inhaling the gas, most commonly by discharging nitrous gas cartridges (bulbs or whippets) into another object, such as a balloon, or directly into the mouth. When nitrous oxide is inhaled, it creates an instant surge of euphoria and feeling of floating or excitement for a short period of time.

I can honestly say, I've never posted a Snapchat of me doing balloons.

by jackandboandbenni September 24, 2020

Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon

Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

by rick powers February 9, 2010

ballorexia

Having a large fasination with bouncy balls.

"Have you seen that kid with 50 balls? He has ballorexia for sure."

by Ayesha Cave November 26, 2007

Twat Bollocks.

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!

Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging

by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009

hot air balloon

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.

Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 7, 2009

balloon knot

if you spread open the knot of a balloon, the resultant view is similar to that of the anus

she bent over and i saw her balloon knot

by father O April 16, 2002