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mr. british guy

A person that two kids made up in third grade
by jaeli_joy January 10, 2018
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.
for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum
by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008
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British

The only people in the world that find their own stereotype funny
American and British guy watching a film making fun of both their cultures

American: WE ARE NOT ALL FAT IGNORANT TWATS! HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT!!!!
British: LOL! (puts on a bad posh accent) Cheerio! I say!
by Akenna January 2, 2012
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British

Ignorant assholes who spend all day creating definitions of Americans and the United States as stupid ignorant beings on Urban dictionary all day. They argue how the United States was to blame for "being late" to WWII even though they could not keep Hitler's army in check leading to the death of millions civilians and escalating into a World War.

Not all Americans are fucking ignorant rednecks, and anyway there is nothing wrong with rednecks. Oh no! 4x4ing in the mud and listening to country music is such a bad thing!
British: Hey American! What took you so long to get to Europe for WWII?

American: Sorry, we did not know we had to baby sit you mother fuckers.
by asidfbauisdb September 29, 2010
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British NooB Party

British Noob Party.
a growing movment in modern britain and its colonies, such as england, wales and scotland to name few, that share the views A, noobs should be goverment regulated, through policey, legislation and a control pad
B, the acronym BNP should be owened by the British Noob Party, because Noob hate is cooler than Xenophobia
C, noobs should be redefined as property, so non noobs can own/pwn their very own Noob dailey
D, Total annoobicide for all that oppose the war on Noobs
viva la the despot rule of the noob overlords!
The British NooB Party aims to be a force for postive humour
noob is oringaly derivided from the neophyte around 1850 according to my extensive research
by The noob overlord April 6, 2011
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