bog swamp

usually when a kid pool is filled with cigarettes or old cigard

you are always in your bog swamp you smell horrible!

by murkybuttcheek September 7, 2024

Mud Bogging

Motor boating the brown eye.

Hey what’s that brown stuff on your face? Oh I went Mud Bogging with Tiffany. She really had that peach tree dirty.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).

hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"

by spacenewt December 8, 2009

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice

he is such a bog boy

by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019

Dig-Bog

The act of poking someone's neck for your own enjoyment.

person 1: dig-bog!
person 2: ow, what the hell dude?

by fbiwhodat May 20, 2024

Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.

This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.

by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021