Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.
"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"
by shitstained mattress February 17, 2020
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p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men
by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021
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Someone who need to pee all the time, particularly when out on the raz.
From “Woolworths” as in cheap and or crappie
From “Woolworths” as in cheap and or crappie
by DavieCC October 15, 2007
Get the woolies bladder mug.Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"
Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"
Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"
by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009
Get the private blendering mug.someone, usually female but can also be a male, who blanks you after they have broken up with you usually after saying they still want to be friends and all that crap.
She's such a common blanker. She broke up with me before Christmas and said she still wanted to be friends, but all she does is blank me! the bitch!
by lkh1423 January 24, 2009
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THUDs happen.
When a THUD happens at a completely unfortunate or embarrassing time, that is a THUD Blunder.
THUDs happen.
When a THUD happens at a completely unfortunate or embarrassing time, that is a THUD Blunder.
by ericizmine February 22, 2010
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Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014
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