A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
Get the monk daymug. by i spilled sprite on my turkey❤ December 9, 2023
Get the silly.em0.monkemug. by MadRizz February 11, 2022
Get the Monkmug. Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
Get the Monkemug. 
The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
Get the Monk Cratermug.