Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

A old mac and cheese eating piece of shit.

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard by Senile Macboy June 13, 2018

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost 

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

stinkbutt bastard 

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

stinkbutt bastard by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

matt bastard 

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

matt bastard by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014

Scotch bitch bastard bum 

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

Scotch bitch bastard bum by antifolkhero October 3, 2007

old bastard

Used to bring someone down

look at that wrinkly old bastard

old bastard by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Magnificent-Bastard 

You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.

Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"

Magnificent-Bastard by Mister Bastard November 11, 2016