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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐
Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH
by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
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Bald Oikawa

a bald ass mf from some anime
man 1: hey bro its bald oikawa

man 2: wow he looks so dumb
by hotdog the boi December 20, 2020
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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
All pray to the Bald God
by naicha December 23, 2020
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Bald

That bald person hates the number 14
by Modnation Gang Leader November 13, 2020
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Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.
by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020
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Bald

To be annoying or just plain stupid/idiotic.
by Eeriodtt November 25, 2020
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