bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Bald teeth

A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1

WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David

by A really awesome and cool dude February 16, 2021

Bald

Another word used for knocking someone sick (angin) (cringy)

Dude stop doing that you’re knocking me bald

by Baldnute February 12, 2019

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021

Bald

When you have no hair

or you're just kaito

Kaito is so fucking bald holy shit

by CookiesLost December 19, 2021

bald yasuhiro

bald yasuhiro is a meme originated over making characters bald ig

person: what's bald yasuhiro
person: bottom text

by ♿️ brb 🚹 ok I'm back January 9, 2021