sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

beats

More than one masturbatory session.

"Dude! The other day, this guy was catching some serious beats in the porno theatre!"
"Ummm- you were in a porno theatre? Dude."
"Touche. But still, it was gross."

by Troupster July 10, 2003

Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

dre beats

gay headphones

these dre beats are the gayest headphones ever

by chuckluck01 October 24, 2014

beats

1. (interjection) Similar to pwn and the like, this exclamation is used to exhibit defeat of another, usually during some type of gaming session

2. (noun) The thudding bass section of (usually) hip-hop style music, though it can be applied to any style

*headshots opponent* "Beats!" *brings right elbow down on left palm*

"hey man, check out those fly beats"

by Liam February 16, 2004

beats

brown eat zest (Beatz}

beatz....beatz beatz....

by pro noun brown October 18, 2003

the beats

kyle mcgee

enough said....the beats=mcgee

by yadigggggny631 October 17, 2010