Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
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