Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011

Blade

Slang term for a gay male. Typically used in the American American community

"These blades are fierce!"
"Girl you can't date him, he's a blade."

by goose step October 14, 2017

blade bonasse

hi guys today we'll eat people for free

ooooohohoohohoooho im going to blade bonasse you

by spoodertable10000 April 26, 2019

Blade

A total complete rubber. The highest form of a beat-off. Imagine if a cheesedick and a bust-out had a baby....it would be a blade.

This guy just introduced himself to me as Gus. He then proceeded to explained that his name was a nickname, an acronym actually. G.U.S. -> "Good Under the Sheets" ....that's what it stands for, he told me. What a total fucking blade.

You know damn well he nicknamed himself that.

by Pappy Van Squiggle July 9, 2019

Blader

A serious player of beyblades.

P1: You're trash at beyblades
P2: I'm a real blader, let's battle nigga

by Dumple Derp February 5, 2020

Blade Of Grass

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.

Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!

Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...

by RedPando June 10, 2020

wheely blader

a roller blader from the deep south

Look at that wheely blader sliding across that ledge.

by Chef Hatchet August 17, 2009