anime

The Japanese word for "animation". Anime is generally WAY over-rated, incredibly generic, and completely brainless. Anime was originally an animated instructional video by the Japanese to demonstrate that Japanese writers literally cannot put together a single concept without demons, vampires, giant robots, or high-powered fighters.

Humor in anime is literally 100% childish, slapstick garbage, including but not limited to falling over and twitching, bleeding from the nose, having a stupid facial expression, or secreting a giant sweat drop on your head. Note that 95% of these slapstick moments are a result of sexual perversion, typically inadvertantly squeezing GIGANTIC breasts (usually belonging to an animated 12 year old).

Luckily, anime fans need only watch a single episode of any genre, as doing so is actually equivalent to seeing every episode of every show in that genre. For example, watching a single episode of Love Hina is like watching all romance comedies, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING.

Hey, did you see that anime? I didn't, because only retards watch that crap.

by TyrantX April 26, 2008

anime

"anime: a vastly inferior form of animation adopted by pedophiles and sex offenders to simulate rape"

"anime: Speed lines and gigantic eyes mini skirts and long legs!"

by Bloody Sacha November 19, 2007

anime rack

perfectly big and round breasts that look like anime breasts

woah she totally has an anime rack

by jinglebob13 July 28, 2015

Anime

A Japanese cartoon, also favorited in other countries, and dubbed / subbed in other languages.

Person : What is anime?
Anime Fan : Well, It is mainly just Japanese cartoons mostly about high school, fighting, and magic. You should watch it!

by Extonix August 18, 2018

Anime apu

A person from the sub continent of Asia who watches anime

Anime apu smells like an alu la prata

by Freshi_121 November 16, 2018

Anime Defender

A person who gets really angry at people who say anime is porn, even if the anime shows big tiddies and sex scenes they will still defend it, mostly because anime is safety porn, its porn thats not labeled as porn. Its porn that has a story line, but all animes show dicks and tiddies and make sex jokes so that people get hard and search ""Anime waifu sexy moments 2019"" on youtube and it makes people beat off.

Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender

by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019

Anime Buddy

Regarding anime, they know basically everything about it.
They love to draw, (really good at it too!!) and will talk nonstop about their favorite anime/anime characters.
Not in annoying way though, since you can relate a lot w/ them.
Pretty cool, always ready to hear your opinion. You call each other this 'cause you're good friends, but even greater when it comes to anime.
(Not just anime tho, manga catches your attention too. But 'Anime Buddy' sounds more official and legitimate than 'Manga Buddy')
Consider yourself lucky if you have one!!

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You: Hey, what was that anime you were watching yesterday?

Anime Buddy : Demon Slayer, obviously! You should reeeeeally watch it! It's about this boy named Tanjiro Kamado, and then he...

You: (ㆆᴗㆆ) I know. I'm pretty sure I've seen that anime already-

by ItzaSecret - ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ May 21, 2020