Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.

1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert

by TcafTKO September 9, 2010

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

alter ego

In the work place, it is a character assigned to someone that people give behind that person’s back. It is usually a comical, derogatory name or personality, weighing heavy on specific traits, such as a bad memory, meanness, or carelessness.

Crystal’s alter ego, Nina, has entered the room.

by Laurasia505 February 24, 2009

Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

by Gillespe August 30, 2008

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

dyke alert

A warning given by males to warn other males that competition for vunerable females has just entered the area.
A signal that there are manly lesbians about.

Dude! Sound the alarm we are under a dyke alert!

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

allergetic

a person who has an allergy

The party hosts wanted to serve a dish with meats and nuts, but they had to be mindful of the vegetarians and the allergetics at the party.

by Skrivulo August 5, 2014