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Apple

Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
by S1lvr April 3, 2012
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Apple

A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.

That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013
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apple juice hoe

Another name for the ironic character called Dave Strider from the comic, Homestuck
by tricksterTime April 12, 2019
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%appdata5

When you are trying to access %appdata% on your computer but you don't hold the shift key down when you hit 5.
Guy 1: "Yeah I was trying to install some Minecraft mods but I accidentally looked up %appdata5"
by RorySmith513 March 23, 2020
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Apple Pussy

Like:

“Hey Jared, you’re an apple Pussy “

“Aw thanks man, you too
by Mommy_KS July 6, 2021
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That's So Apple Pie!

A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.
Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!
by rachel_dhollander January 22, 2010
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apple macintosser

an apple/ipod user who belives that apple products are better than any other product.

often have a superior attitude to other people, thinking they are been different and stylish with no regards to that fact they are just another lable obcessed consumer....
"since dave got his ipod hes become a complete apple macintosser"

"that company is full of apple macintossers...."
by betamax December 29, 2004
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