a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
Get the Ass kissermug. by staaark November 1, 2011
Get the ass gurglemug. When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.
by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016
Get the Apache assmug. 1.) When somebody looking hella stupid tryna roast
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow
Tajuan goofy ass had me fucked up tryna call somebody else fat with his musty, crusty, Oompa Loompa looking ass!
Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!
That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!
Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!
That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!
by LuhHubb September 18, 2018
Get the Goofy Assmug. A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
by JMilf August 6, 2008
Get the janky-assmug. 
The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015
Get the ass whoopedmug.