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Angelina 

A girl who loves to grab peoples (especially guys) attention by facetiming people (Especially guys) while wearing nothing but her bras & undies which is basically whore-ish. Some nicknames may include Angie, Ang, wannabe plastic, and my personal favorite, a baby prostitute. Anyways, good luck to the person that has this name.
Angelina: I think I wanna go to house party wearing a shirt today.
Ruby: WOW BABY PROSTITUTE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Angelina: nevermind Adams gonna be online I have to look as slutty as possible.
Ruby: *blocks Angelina for being such an Angelina*
Angelina by badbitchangie July 1, 2018
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Angelina 

A clown headass. Circus’s MVP. Biggest of all clowns. Lives in clown city. Is pennywise’s cousin. Big ol clown with clown shoes headass
Is that pennywise’s cousin??
Oh shit that’s the clown with big ol shoes named Angelina
Angelina by TetoGoGo ( Emmanuel D.) September 12, 2020

Angelina 

A girl who snitches in their siblings and cousins 24/7, she’s ugly short and likes to make videos but their very cringe, she always acts like she’s an angel but she’s not, she thinks she’s pretty but she’s not , she’s just a short little brat
Andrew: Angelina snitched on me again, I hate her

Nicole: OMG she snitched on me too I can’t stand her!
*angelina hears conversation*
Angelina: MOM ANDREW AND NICOLE ARE TALKING ABOUT ME
Angelina by Ena082020 January 18, 2020

Angelina 

Angelina is an absolute moron. She is very selfish, and cares about her friends, more than she does her family. She is glued to her phone. Like addicted, she needs help. Angelina thinks shes cool but shes a disgrace to her family. The only good thing about her is that she is a fan of animals. Other than that she´s a horrible human being.
Me: Hi Angelina!
Angelina: *texting*
Me: Hello?
Angelina: You talk to much! *walks away*
Angelina by DoggoSacrilege August 12, 2020

angelina jolie 

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
angelina jolie by Donna D. July 29, 2006

Angelina 

A girl who will always snitch on you for the smallest things.
never trust her , she’s ugly, fake, and a snitch.

no one likes her, she always tells her mom people bully her (not true), She has a lot of fake friends and she snitches on everyone just to make herself look like she’s an angel.
She will even lie that you did something to her if she catches you talking about her to get her revenge.
Adrian: Angelina snitches on me again, she’s fake
Isabella: I know right she’s a snitch

*angelina hears*
Angelina: MOM ANDREW AND ISABELLA HIT ME
Angelina by Ena082020 January 18, 2020

Angelina Jolie syndrom 

when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.

joe: really?

matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.