3 definition by DoggoSacrilege

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Angelina is an absolute moron. She is very selfish, and cares about her friends, more than she does her family. She is glued to her phone. Like addicted, she needs help. Angelina thinks shes cool but shes a disgrace to her family. The only good thing about her is that she is a fan of animals. Other than that she´s a horrible human being.

Using something the wrong way. Like making your dog walk you, or playing a violin upside down.