afrocan

Extracted seed of Africa, cultivated in American soil.

I have been labeled many things as a citizen in america,but Afrocan defines precisely who I am.

by Afrocan President May 12, 2008

Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".

"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

by Silversausage October 7, 2010

African Footing

1. Traveling without shoes on foot

2.Traveling a long distance on foot, most likely without shoes.

Kyle:Hey can you give me a ride home?
Myles:No
Kyle:Alright, I'll just African foot it.

Example 2
Tony:I had to walk all the way home barefoot last night.
Keith:Oh, you were African footing it?

by Dirty Goolash October 12, 2010

African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.

Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.

by Dick Ed November 9, 2012

African Pigeon Wing

When it is so cold out that your penis freezes to the inside of your thighs and turns purple.

"That was a hardcore African Pigeon Wing i got today!"

by wlds3 December 31, 2013

African mask head

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

African DeathHammer

Taking you black mammoth of a cock and knocking that African bitch out cold using only your cock and balls

Guy: what happened to Shalissa, she got a concussion

Guy2: i African DeathHammered that blackbitch

by Sheddings February 18, 2015