craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

by Sexydimma January 16, 2012

craig wilson

A dick who loves cock <3

Craig Wilson loves cock!

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.

Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!

by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020

Big craigs crack dealership

fuck off bitch my name is michael you asshole all you do is suck cock all day

wow Big craigs crack dealership is a fucking cocksucker

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.

by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!

Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!

by Starvictorious January 31, 2022

craig duffy

To wank one’s biological father off.

Hey dad, you look stressed. Could I Craig Duffy you?

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022