Milf Muffins

Tasty muffins made by Bulman's mum
a.k.a MILF!

Wow those Milf Muffins were peng!

by Dave Lewis December 12, 2007

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Choclit Milf

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.

John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!

by Kwing October 20, 2010

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The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.

No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.

The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.

Do you see that grocery cart full of milf babies?

Look at her feeding that milf baby.

by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012

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milf in shower

When a milf is in the shower

Hey dude, last night i saw this sexy milf in shower!!!

by Norty milf July 15, 2010

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milf mag

a porno all about MILF's

Dude I just got this new MILF mag, its so kick ass!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

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Pene Milf

A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.

Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night

by imalejandro December 25, 2010

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