The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.
*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.
by LandsharkWolfbane January 16, 2013
by Tagifras July 10, 2010
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by dave_dew January 19, 2007
The act of masturbating to death. Essentially, a knife or other sharp object is held in the hand you fap with, pointy end down. You hold it just far enough up that it leaves small cuts that bleed a lot. The best death faps are long, as you are trying to either simultaneously climax and bleed out, or climax and bleed out quickly after.
Bro, did you here Jason died?
Yeah, but he went out like a legend with a gnarly Death Fap!
Sick dude!
Yeah, but he went out like a legend with a gnarly Death Fap!
Sick dude!
by StickitinmeSenpaiRawrXD September 09, 2017
Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
by J45P31NL December 01, 2010
Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.
Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"
by The Garbage Man May 04, 2007