v. When a female lies face down on her stomach, arches and grabs her ankles, allowing the male to stand on her like a ship captain, masturbate into her hair, then exclaim "It's a beautiful day for sailing."
by Scott Edwards King October 29, 2007
Get the Brave Boatmug. The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.
by Jballs89 August 16, 2011
Get the River Boatingmug. by AlexPower October 9, 2008
Get the Float The Boatmug. Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!
ALL ABOARD!!
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!
ALL ABOARD!!
"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc
by Lag Boat Captain Jack (brother of the Admiral) September 8, 2008
Get the Lag Boatmug. To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.
ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.
by Bobby Farrelly August 28, 2006
Get the swift boatmug. by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008
Get the docking the boatmug. The unfortunate and highly painful feeling that builds in the posterior when one sits in a rowing shell for too long. The sensation is similar to sitting on a bed of needles or having your ass tasered. Possibly the most agonizing pain known to humankind after the 2k. One can also experience boat butt by spending too much time on an erg.
by Splunkin' April 18, 2010
Get the Boat Buttmug.