Dec 9

Dec 9 is make the opposite gender *cough cough* male female feel good day

Jim: "bro it's Dec 9"
Tom: "what?"
Jim: " it's make the opposite gender cough cough* male female feel good day"

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 8, 2020

Year 9

Year 9 - A year where everyone looses their virginity. No one gives a f*ck about school until they have to choose their options, they say they care but all they do in lessons is waffle and go on their phones.

Joshua - ‘What was your best year?’

Ryan - ‘Defo year 9 mate’

by mataylor.1 January 31, 2020

April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

District 9

A term adapted from the movie to signify an impoverished and tough neighborhood. It was first used to describe the Punjabi district of Moga.

Young Jatt: "Ay yo my nigga what you reppin?"

Jerry: "Nigga im from that 213 ride up on niggas cuz im used to that District 9 shit."

by Young Gurpreet August 11, 2013

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

9/11

When George Bush blew up the world trade centre.

People say that in 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steal beams

by Pizza__ September 11, 2016