Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.

Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.

by whydoyouplaywithmyemotions July 11, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The best place to find the definitions of every word in the world.

I should search the Urban Dictionary to figure out what this word means.

by Humanawha February 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A very good and funny website.

Hey look at my name on Urban Dictionary

by Ch33ckc14pp3r69 April 16, 2020

Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners

by natchoman February 22, 2024

Urban Jungle

An unshaved private area.

This term refers to an adult, usually very beautiful looking and generally expected to be middle class that does not shave their private area–vagina or penis. It is a slang term for people that are good looking but have unkempt pubic hair.

I had to leave immediately after I got to his house after drinks. He had an urban jungle.

by captainpottedcactus September 16, 2021

urban dictionary

dictionary for concerned people

urban dictionary

by aftereffectseditor July 9, 2022