nolans penis 

The smallest little shrimp you ever come across

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo

nolans penis by Iloveyoujonathon September 13, 2015

clown penis 

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.

While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.

clown penis by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006

Butt Penis 

When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."

This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.

Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...

Butt Penis by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010

mint penis 

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside

chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle

mint penis by dudy dudy May 13, 2008

bitchy penis fucker 

a guy who bitches so much,u can assume he likes penis in asshole.

Jack: oh my god! i don't want to have sex with my girlfriend again!

Jill: stop being a bitchy penis fucker...and rip her vagina up.

bitchy penis fucker by Ap24 November 23, 2010

golden penis 

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

golden penis by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

American Penis 

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

American Penis by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008