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My future is so bleak

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles
by confused cajun man February 3, 2021
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4 chrome brakes

100kg chromium oxide gold. You do the math.
My 4 chrome brakes could purchase a entire house if powderized and purified
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022
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Adviker the Beaker

A nickname for a person with the name "Advika"
Usually not meant as an insult, usually a friendly term.
"Hello there Adviker the Beaker."
by O5-[Redacted] December 10, 2022
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fuck the brakes

Means I totally disregard what you regard
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!
Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥
by Ewrecka October 20, 2022
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Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
by Etymoholic August 13, 2023
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