Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

by NotPexbo May 6, 2017

Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

The Back Scratcher Effect

When spooning and an unwelcome friend scratcher you’re partners back.

I could feel the back scratcher effect last night ;)

by Will Kirkup June 2, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

Litter back

When one has poor hygiene similar to an animal unable to wipe or clean themselves ethically.

Friend:” hey man, how was Lauren after the party?”
“Lauren’s hot, yeah… but I almost puked when i found out she’s a litter back. Talk about up shits creek dude.”

by Goldenwolfganglion January 14, 2025

Back seat pimple popper

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.

I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.

by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

Soup back

A strikingly handsome Canadian that is willing to barter sexual favors for a warm spicy bowl of jambalaya a la jar jar becks

Canadian boy:I snuck into your country in a pot of soup. I would like some jambalaya now
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok

by Busterhymen April 9, 2013