Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).

He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.

by GayShell January 13, 2024

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

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An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”

DANG BRO YOU GOT THAT MORTALI RIZZLER OHIO POOPOO PANTIES BIGGY SMALLS FANUM TAXER

by Sydney Mortali February 6, 2024

The Black Panther

When you ejaculate on your significant other (or yourself), smear the semen all over their/your body. Before grabbing a black/UV light, shout WAKANDA FOREVER and shine it on yourself or them (the cum will look purple under the light). The Black Panther has now been summoned.

Friend: Ah bro how was your wank last night?
Me: It got a bit messy and ended up all over me!
Friend: I hope you did The Black Panther!
Me: Of course bro, borrowed my parents' blacklight. And holy shit I felt powerful. We should try it sometime ;)

by Dynn Darkie March 13, 2024